| One Hundred Reasons Why You Suck.
100. You say that you will call and then you don't.
99. You have no sense of courtesy AT ALL.
98. Just because you are comfortable with me doesn't mean that you can treat me like shit.
97. If you don't want to be with me, just give me a straight answer.
96. You are cocky and egotistical, but really...you are NOT the shit. Not even close.
95. You say that we're friends and that you value our friendship, but you don't even care enough to cancel plans.
94. You drink an excessive amount and that is bad for your liver.
93. You always insist on driving under the influence.
92. You smoke so many cigarettes a day; you'll probably suffer from lung cancer.
91. You fart in public.
90. Your farts really smell.
89. You direct your farts toward me. A lot.
88. You are always making fun of my vietnamese.
87. You are always making fun of the way I talk to my mother.
86. You think that just because I'm vietnamese, I know how to make Pho.
85. You expect me to make Pho for you all the time.
84. You won't let me adopt your grandlittle.
83. You are a big camera whore.
82. You are a big attention whore.
81. You are a big whore, in general.
80. You're always doing this looking up, nostril flaring thing. It is not very attractive.
79. You call me at random hours just to say "Hi, sexy service person."
78. You yell at me because I don't want to dance with you.
77. You know that I'm totally into you, but you still flirt with me regardless.
76. You don't take into consideration my emotions.
75. You connect with me on AIM just so you can sing to me.
74. You sing vietnamese songs to me.
73. You don't even know vietnamese.
72. You butchered my favorite vietnamese song.
71. You singing sucks.
70. You can't just play "Moving Mountains" and tell me that it describes us and then not explain.
69. You can't just expect me to read your thoughts.
68. You are always rubbing it in my face that I don't have any paddles.
67. You constantly REMIND me that your have THREE paddles.
66. You like to brag about how awesome all your littles' jerseys are.
65. I'm already tired of hearing about it after the 10 millionth time.
64. You don't share a passion for service like I do.
63. You have a hard time with confrontations.
62. To compensate, you just hint at things, but it's so ambiguous that I go crazy trying to interrupt things.
61. You have your computer on, but walk away a lot and make me think if you're avoiding me or if you're just not there.
60. Whenever I have something to say, you are always "too busy" or just don't want to talk about it.
59. Celtics> Lakers? NO WAY.
58. Your face is stupid.
57. Your colored contacts are so ridiculous that I want to barf.
56. You have this ugly tattoo of your name in Korean. Seriously. WTF. You're not even Korean, you wannabe.
55. You are always mocking my "Jen Smile."
54. You are always mocking my voice.
53. You are always mocking me. Period.
52. You make me take these ridiculous "Prom Pose" pictures where I look like a cow. I hate them.
50. You think I have B-cup boobs. You are wrong.
49. When you are drunk, you are always asking if you can touch my boobs. WTF. Seriously.
48. Your "sexy crawl" makes me want to barf.
47. How dare you put your face into my crotch.
46. You think your stupid smirk is SOOO cute. Barf.
45. You always think you smell SOOO good. Curve. Who gives a shit. Just because you do doesn't mean you have to mention it everytime I see you.
44. You sweat an awful lot.
43. That double cartilage piercing. Yeah. Ugly. Fo sho.
42. Red and black are your favorite colors. Ew.
41. You don't like green. I love green.
40. There's something wrong with your hair. I can't pinpoint it, but there is.
39. You have a beer belly. Stop drinking.
38. You do and say really ridiculous things when you're drunk. And just because you don't remember doesn't mean that it didn't happen.
37. No, I do not have pepperoni nipples.
36. No, I will not lick your nipples.
35. No, I do not want your pee pee.
34. And no, I do NOT want your secrets.
33. You make me cry.
32. You make me cry a lot.
31. You make my heart race everytime I talk to you or think about you.
30. You have this indescribable charisma that makes me weak.
29. A lot of times, your jokes so TOO FAR and it makes me uncomfortable, but you just don't seem to see it.
28. You are a big goofball, but somehow you find a way to charm me everytime.
27. I can never say "no" to you.
26. I always want to make you happy although it kills me.
25. I feel like you care about your friends a lot, but why can't you care about me?
24. Sometimes I feel like you take me for granted.
23. Is it because you know that I'll still be there for you...regardless?
22. You make me want to be better.
21. You make me spend that extra ten minutes putting on my mascara and curling my lashes.
20. You make me frustrated trying to find something to wear when I see you.
19. Your touch makes my knees shake.
18. It is hard for me to focus when you're around.
17. You are crazy, but I love it.
16. I don't have much of a sense of humor, but I don't know why you can always make me laugh.
15. The little things you do mean a lot to me. Too much.
14. I am overly sensitive to everything about you.
13. I find it hard to express my thoughts and feelings about you. This is weird.
12. You keep stringing me along even though you know that I'm crazy about you.
11. You make me crazy,
10. You make me waste gas driving to LA all the time.
9. You make me feel like wasting gas is worth it.
8. You have like...no muscles. At all.
7. You're kinda fat.
6. You snore REALLY loudly.
5. Your sense of style isn't even that great.
4. I hate that you wear jeans and a plain white t-shirt because I love that.
3. You make me think that you care about me.
2. You make me love you.
1. But you just can't love me back.
The end.
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| I always put up this front to make you think that I'm okay. But I'm not.
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| "I'm READY...to be the girl I used to be. The one who never cried, never got mad about dumb things, and the one girl who would never worry about being in love."
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| I had this extreme urge to write a crazy long blog about everything that's been going through my mind lately, but as I sit here and my fingers make that attempt to type something amazing, something worth reading, nothing comes out. Maybe it's one of those "can't put into words" kind of things.
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| I wanna spend my life with you.
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